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TO THE ENGLISH TEACHER
SORRY SIR
IS THAT BETTER?
18 July 2006 - IN THE CORNER WITH THE D HAT ON

dave
peter sent this today

Scenario

You are driving in your car at a constant speed. On your left is a valley on your right is a motorbike travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the
Same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer:

Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're drunk


17 July 2006 - On a galloping pig

english teacher | bye thepool@seeside.com
try a d
15 July 2006 - anywhere

Dave
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANKS TO THE PERSON WHO HAS SENT ME THE FOLLOWING GOLDONIANS 1933, 1951, 2IN 1953, 1954, 1955, A PROMOTIONAL BOOKLET ON GOLDINGS AND PRIZE GIVING AT THE PRINTERS. THESE WILL BE AVAILABLE AT THE RE-UNION, AND DISPLAYED ON THIS SITE IN THE NEAR FUTURE. DAVE
14 July 2006 - READING THE GOLDONIANS

Dave Blower
YES BOB,AND IN MY DAYS AT GOLDINGS MOST OF THE MAJOR PRIZE'S WERE WON BY AUSSIE'S...1962 - 65.
10 July 2006

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