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Was our Teachers Slow
One day Jimmy James and Mr Embleton were playing snooker for three hours or more,when Jimmy said "We will not finish this game today the way we are playing" Mr Embelton replied "Do you think we should take that piece of wood away" Jimmy in his bombastic tone of voice said "What that triangle,its worth a try"
1 December 2006 - This true story as told by Mr R Stackwood
Dave
POP,PERHAPS BRIAN WILL PAY FOR A ROUND OF DRINKS THIS TIME? AT THE NEXT RE-UNION,BECAUSE HE OFFERED TO PAY AT THE LAST RE-UNION WITH A TEN BOB NOTE!!

He's one of the best we all love him
1 December 2006 - DOWN THE DANCE AT THE GYM
Cliff Steele
Dave,Tony
The Dymchurch photo was well before my time. Skip, Mr. Maslin and Mr. Whitbread look younger than I remembered them. I reckon it was taken in the very early 50's I arrived in 1956, I think that photo was taken a good few years before that. Pleased Brian Perrier is back home and promising to give up smoking. What will he do with all the money he will save?

Pop
1 December 2006
bob mac
once a upon a time a boy in goldings who had a duck who he liked to play with in the bath as the duck got older he could no longer keep it in his locker,
so mrs g........ said to tony you have to take the duck to market in hertford so being a good boy off he went with his duck and string ,as he was walking down the short cut the duck quacking away he met a young lady which said oh what a lovely duck you have there it turn out to be ginger 10 fags
10 fags later mrs g said what happened to the duck its with the string its still around the tree and by the way duck and cheese is very nice .
have a nice day
30 November 2006 - the other side of the pond
Webmaster comments   This is a cleaned up version of Bobs joke
Dave
Berti,
Bobby Mac assures me that 356 windows at 2/6 each is £44-10s If I were you I'd let Tony have the job it's not worth it even in 1965,I earned more than that pocket money,cause i was a "licker"
29 November 2006
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