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bob mac
once a upon a time a boy in goldings who had a duck who he liked to play with in the bath as the duck got older he could no longer keep it in his locker,
so mrs g........ said to tony you have to take the duck to market in hertford so being a good boy off he went with his duck and string ,as he was walking down the short cut the duck quacking away he met a young lady which said oh what a lovely duck you have there it turn out to be ginger 10 fags
10 fags later mrs g said what happened to the duck its with the string its still around the tree and by the way duck and cheese is very nice .
have a nice day
30 November 2006 - the other side of the pond

Webmaster comments   This is a cleaned up version of Bobs joke

Dave
Berti,
Bobby Mac assures me that 356 windows at 2/6 each is £44-10s If I were you I'd let Tony have the job it's not worth it even in 1965,I earned more than that pocket money,cause i was a "licker"
29 November 2006

Dave Blower
I don't know any of the lads Tony, but you are right Skip is there in the middle Mr Maslin is next to him and Mr Whitbread is in front row maybe when Pop reads your message he will be able to tell us more
29 November 2006 - onthecomputer

ANGELL | acallways@aol.com
DAVE. YOU NEVER SAID IF YOU KNEW ANY MORE OF THE NAMES FROM THE GUYS IN THE PICTURE.AS I SAID THE BOY ON THE FAR RIGHT IS BOB COX, AND I'M SURE THE MAN IN THE MIDDLE IS SKIP CULVER, CAN ANYBODY PUT A NAME TO THE OTHER BOYS.
MAY BE POP WOULD KNOW.
29 November 2006 - CHISWICKGOTITWRIGHFORONCE.HIK

Dave Blower
THAT BOBBY MAC HAS CAUSED ME SOME PROBLEMS MALS JUST GIVE ME THE MENU FOR OUR MEALS OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, IT'S DUCK PATE, DUCK ON STRING, CHEESE AND DUCK, DUCK PIE, HERE A QUACK THERE A QUACK EVERY WERE A QUACK QUACK. NO SIGN OF DUCK WITH PINEAPPLE THOUGH, LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE DUCKING THAT MUCH I'LL HAVE A STIFF NECK. ALL I NEED NOW IS FOR JIMMY TO RING AND TELL ME ITS DUCK FOR THE REUNION.
BEEN BACK DOWN THE JOB CENTRE TODAY THEY'VE SAID I'M TO YOUNG TO BE A CARETAKER AND TO OLD TO GET ON X FACTOR LOOKS LIKE THE ABLUTIONS FOR ME AT GOLDINGS.
AS FOR BERTY TONY WELL I THINK ITS GOTTA BE HENRY OR ANGUS IT CAN'T BE PETER, PETER CAN'T COUNT
28 November 2006

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