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Gis aJob
A Goldings Boy went for a job interview last week and was asked "What would you like to gain working here if you were successful with your application"
He said "I'd like to develop my cofidence more than anything"
The Manager said "You seem confident enough already"
The Goldings boy said "Well thank you"
At that the manager said "Well do you mind taking your feet off the table,and put the top back on my Scotch!".
24 February 2011 - Back on the dole

The Bard
A barman in Hertford finds a very expensive pen and ask's three men standing at the bar if it belongs to them.
Two of them said "I wish it did mate,but sorry it's not ours."
The third man says "lend it me a moment and I'll tell you."
He starts writing on a beer mat and say's "Yes that must be mine"
"How do you know says the barman.
The Goldings boy says "Cos thats my writing!"
24 February 2011 - Don't tell him Pike!

Dave
Bob and Roma, what do you expect for your ticket money! you only paid me for your tickets 4 roll up's! and half of the bacca was old Jacks tea bags!
23 February 2011 - Living on a Island!!

From all who enjoy Good Food!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANN, THE GORDON RAMSEY OF THE GOLDINGS REUNION
xxx
23 February 2011 - Waiting for October for a decent meal!

Bob and Roma
What about the peas and gravy and just salt on mine thank you
21 February 2011 - bahamas

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