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Bishop Blower of Walsall
{"If you stay in the hole it will help me locate the right spot for the bolts.Mal can drip feed you 3 times a week and while your there we wont have to worry about the health and safety mob"
Tony B.T.Answer phone 1571.}


The above message I received on my return from my missionary work in Hertford..which was quite succesful.
We now have Bishop Angell of Bengeo,and Pope CunningHAM of Watton-at-Stone,so it was an improvement amongst the heathens of Goldings.
The most reverand Bishop of Stevenage Monsignor Perrier has blessed on the bench (I think thats what he said)so it should'nt rot for at least 3 months??.I shall shortly be extending my quest to convert other heathens around the country,Kidsgrove and the Southern end of England,Rainham and Bournemouth, of which I am told still paint there face's Blue (Woad)and worship spirits(Brandy and Wine)
May your God go with you B.T. 1471.
9 February 2006

Peter | send4peter@blueyonder.co.uk
Can't leave you blokes on your own for five minutes
8 February 2006 - Portland naval dockyard

DAVE PLEASE RELEASE ME LET ME LET ME GO | daveblower@btinternet.com
A JOKES A JOKE YOU LOT I'M FREEZING COLD AND BRASSED OFF IS THERE NOBODY GOING TO HELP ME LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO JOIN THE A.A. HOME RESCUE.I WILL REPORT YOU ALL TO MR WHEATLEY MONDAY YOU'R ALL IN TROUBLE IN ASSEMBLY
THE CONKERS HAVE BEEN DROPPING ON MY HEAD ALL NIGHT AND THE FOREMAN'S FLED BACK TO CHISWICK THE OTHER FINGERS LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF IN STEVENAGE
THANKS FOR THE THOUGHT STEVE BUT BY ALL MEANS YOU EAT YOUR DINNER FIRST BEFORE YOU RING THE A.A.
HELP
5 February 2006 - STILL ANCHORED IN WATERFORD

Steve Chamberlain | steve.chamberlain1@btinternet.com
Sorry Dave
Just eaten me sunday roast, now resting.
See you in April
5 February 2006 - Ceasars Palace Las Vegas

DAVE BLOWER
COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE COME AND GET ME OUT OF THIS HOLE IN WATERFORD AS ANGELL HAS CONCRETED ME IN, AND COVERED ME OVER I'M QUITE EASY TO FIND LOOK FOR THE BALD PATCH AT GROUND LEVEL. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME TILL APRIL I'M HUNGRY WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS???.
5 February 2006 - WATERFORD

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