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Bob and Roma
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reply to bobr and the vaseline
we have a song over here in the Bahamas
"Who put the Pepper in the Vaseline" l think if you go on line you should be able to hear it and you will see the funny side to it
Go onto Google, write "Who put the Pepper in the Vaselene" by Ronnie Butler, I think Bob R it may put your joke to music Bobby Mac, Bahamas
21 November 2010
- bahamas
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Len &Chris
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HI Dave can you please put this on your web site for all to read . TO all this is true & no Joke ITS a big Scam. A letter will come through your letter box from a Company called P.D.S {Parcel Delivery Service }suggesting you were not in to collect a parcel so please call this number 0906 6611911 {ita a Premium rate] number So do not CALL IT, a recorded message will be heard, by that time there will have been £315 GONE FOR THE PHONE CALL SO Please dont be caught
21 November 2010
- Colnbrook Slough
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Dave
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Bob,sorry to change a few words in your joke,but we do get young children use this site (one is my grandson of 8) for research,but a good joke even so!
21 November 2010
- bedknobs and broomsticks
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bobr
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A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was
greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
"I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?'" She said,
"Yes, my husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking,"he
said, "what do you use it for?""We use it for lovemaking," she said. The researcher was a
little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's
bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge,
but in fact, I know that most people do use it for lovemaking. I admire you for your
honesty." "Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it
for lovemaking?"
The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all,my husband and I put it on the
doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
20 November 2010
- sin city
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Dave
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Just to pause a moment to reflect on another passing of a Goldings Member of a very exclusive club.
I would like to quote a passage from a Goldonian Winter 1956.
Aberdeen.
During the past term we have lost a number of our boys:one House Captain, David Allan; two Prefects, Colin Skinner and Peter Haldenby.
Haldenby,P;Aberdeen; September 1952 to September,1956;
Joined H.M.Forces (Army)
I,m sure that you will with me,send our condolence's to his family and friends.
Clive if you send details of his funeral I will put them on the site for anyone who would like to pay their respects.
P.S. Go to the Wimbledon page to read Peters recollection of his time at Wimbledon
20 November 2010
- The Wedge Gets Thinner
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