Welcome to the Goldings Guest Book ** We APPROVE all messages before they are posted ** Add a message : back to Goldings.org : Search There are now 5758 messages in our guestbook. <<< 1 615 616 617 618 619 620 621 622 623 624 625 626 627 628 629 630 631 632 633 634 635 1152 >>> Viewing messages 3121 to 3125. Dave I would like to send Peter Drummond our best wishes for his prostrate op a week this coming Friday,all the best Pete, ring you the weekend after the op. 21 November 2010 - to our lifetime friend Bob and Roma reply to bobr and the vaseline we have a song over here in the Bahamas "Who put the Pepper in the Vaseline" l think if you go on line you should be able to hear it and you will see the funny side to it Go onto Google, write "Who put the Pepper in the Vaselene" by Ronnie Butler, I think Bob R it may put your joke to music Bobby Mac, Bahamas 21 November 2010 - bahamas Len &Chris HI Dave can you please put this on your web site for all to read . TO all this is true & no Joke ITS a big Scam. A letter will come through your letter box from a Company called P.D.S {Parcel Delivery Service }suggesting you were not in to collect a parcel so please call this number 0906 6611911 {ita a Premium rate] number So do not CALL IT, a recorded message will be heard, by that time there will have been £315 GONE FOR THE PHONE CALL SO Please dont be caught 21 November 2010 - Colnbrook Slough Dave Bob,sorry to change a few words in your joke,but we do get young children use this site (one is my grandson of 8) for research,but a good joke even so! 21 November 2010 - bedknobs and broomsticks bobr A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?'" She said, "Yes, my husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking,"he said, "what do you use it for?""We use it for lovemaking," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge, but in fact, I know that most people do use it for lovemaking. I admire you for your honesty." "Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for lovemaking?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all,my husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out." 20 November 2010 - sin city <<< 1 615 616 617 618 619 620 621 622 623 624 625 626 627 628 629 630 631 632 633 634 635 1152 >>> You can search this guestbook by: Message : - Name : - All : Please type some text: - Guest book sponsored by PC Home Help (01922) 626 366 - http://www.pchomehelp.net -