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Hertford Parent
A young lady in Hertford arranged a date with a Goldings boy and excitely was telling her dad about it.At this her father warned her about how frisky the Goldings Boys can get.She came home on the evening and her father asked how the courtship went.Full with excitment she told her dad all about it."He took me to the County Cinema and then bought me chocolates,and when the film started he tried to put his hand inside my blouse..and I didn't half laugh!and then he put his hand on my thigh..and I laughed my head off!then he put his hand by my pants...well I laughed that much the couple behind me told me off for laughing as they were trying to watch the film!
Her father at this was now totally confused and said "Why did you keep on laughing?"
"Well father what he didn't know was the chocolates were in my pocket!
28 November 2010 - Ginger

Snookered
Played my first game of snooker today,made a break of 121,potted a red,then the yellow, followed by another red!
28 November 2010 - Table Tennis next!

Everton
Santa said to his Elf "I'm getting a bit peeved with all this.Every year I put on this red outfit,do all the work,and end up with nothing".
The Elf replied "Now you know how Steven Gerrard feels."
28 November 2010 - Cold!

Dave
I can't beleive I got sacked from the calendar factory.All I did was take a day off!
28 November 2010 - April

Peter
Many thanks for the cards, and good wishes in the words of that old song I will survive
28 November 2010 - medway hospital

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