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STAND BY YOUR BEDS!
Overheard in the Macandrew,but to protect the person any embarrassment lets just call him a sailor from Chatham. But this is a snippet of the conversation.
"I went on leave and was given a dog, but lost him the next day". So my mate said " Put an ad in the local paper" which I did, but two weeks later no luck.So his mate said "I'm surprised that no one has been in touch, what did you put on the ad?"
The little jolly future sailor replied "Here Boy"
3 July 2010 - WOOF WOOF.

Football Fixture
Cappelo has reararranged the friendly with Iceland, and if they do well Tesco and Sainsbury's will be next!
3 July 2010 - Adrian, the one show.

World Cup Willie
In our local paper police have just released information about the body found in our local canal.He was found in the water wearing womens under clothe's and a England Football Shirt.
Police have removed the shirt so has not to embarrass the family!
3 July 2010 - £6,000000, 1 draw ,1 win, Lost 1, Carry on Capello!

Alan Dearman - National Council Member
I have just recieved an e-mail from Barnardo's advising me that the award winning TV advert "Turn around" will be run again on major terrestrial and satellite channels including ITV and channel 4 after 7.30pm from Today until July 25th.
The ad will be shown on channels and between programmes that are totally appropriate and appeal to our primary target audience. The TV Ad will be supported by online, PR and fundraising activity during this period.
If you wish to view it at any time, it can be seen on the Barnardo web site www.barnardos.org
1 July 2010 - Melton Mowbray

Fabio
Whats the difference between England and a tea bag?
"The tea bag stays in the cup longer!"

For sale on E-Bay
1 England football shirt for sale!
As new,no grass stains or sweat marks!
1 previous owner...England centre forward!
29 June 2010 - England need another Bob Newton?

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