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Fabio
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Whats the difference between England and a tea bag?
"The tea bag stays in the cup longer!"
For sale on E-Bay
1 England football shirt for sale!
As new,no grass stains or sweat marks!
1 previous owner...England centre forward!
29 June 2010
- England need another Bob Newton?
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Dave
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To the sender of the last message, if I was an half wit, that must mean theres another half somewhere! look on the maintainence list Tesco Kent, to locate this remaining half, who sometimes can be found fast asleep behind the Fridge's.
27 June 2010
- Two half wit's will meet !! October
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Inspector
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A works and pensions inspector claimed that dave was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him, "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them" demanded the agent.
Well there's the home help I pay him £200 a week plus room and board, the cook has been here for eighteen months she's paid £150 a week plus room and board.
Then there's the half wit, he works about eighteen hours every day, and does 90% of all the work around here, he makes £10 per week pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle beer every saturday night, he also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half wit" said the agent to which Dave replied "That would be me".
27 June 2010
- in my chair
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Peter
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Mal we are slowly getting there a drop of wd40 on his wallet does wonders I hope you had a good day
27 June 2010
- Chatham
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Peter
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Hi bob I think you forgot the rugby as well best wishes
pete
27 June 2010
- chatham
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