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peter | deeprosedrummond@btinternet.com
this follow was sitting in a bar when this bloke hits him and says that was a karate chop from korea, ten minutes later the thug walks up and hits him again and says that was a judo chop from japan.
the fellow goes out and a few mins later he returns and smacks the thug on the head and knocks him out cold he says to the barman when he wakes up tell him that was a crow bar from Halfords
7 March 2007 - Kent

Petrol Head
Osama bin Laden sends George Bush a coded message to let him know he's still alive.
"370HSSV 0773H"
Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides, and even the F.B.I.and C.I.A.can't decipher it.So they ask Britains MI6 for help.
Within a minute,MI6 replies.
"Er tell the President he's holding the message upside down"
7 March 2007 - This way up

BATMAN
TO THE JOKER
"YOU REALLY MUST GET OUT MORE"
2 March 2007

did you know
St. David (Dewi Sant in Welsh) is the patron saint of Wales, and March 1, his feast day, is celebrated as a patriotic and cultural festival by the Welsh in Wales and around the world. The leek is the national flower of Wales. Welsh people all over the world proudly wear the stalk, flower or a bit of leaf from a leek plant on March 1st.
The welsh leek has a flower much like a daffodil (which is quite a bit easier to find around the world in March), so many use daffodils instead.
1 March 2007

A VERY FISHY STORY
LAST WEEK ANNE SAID TO PETE DRUMMOND "NOW WE'VE DECORATED THE FLAT,I WOULD LIKE A GOLDFISH,WHAT DO YOU THINK PETE" OFF HE GOES TO THE NEAREST AQUATIC CENTRE AND ASK'S THE ASSISTANT FOR A "GOLDFISH" SHE TAKES HIM TO THE GOLDFISH TANK SO HE CAN CHOOSE ONE FOR ANNE,AT THAT THE ASSISTANT ENQUIRES "DO YOU WANT AN AQUARIUM SIR" PETE SHARP AS A BUTTON ONCE MORE REPLIES "NOT BOTHERED WHICH STAR IT IS,ANNE NEVER SAID"
1 March 2007 - PISCES

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