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Just Pop getting his own back
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Walsall Football Club are on the look out for some new talent
and sent a scout to Iraq where they find a fantastic new player.
Richard Money flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably
impressed and arranges for him to come over to Walsall.
Two weeks later Walsall are 2-0 down to Man. Utd. away in the
FA Cup with only 30 minutes left. The manager gives the young
Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, with his first touch he controls on the
halfway line, waltzes past four defenders
nut megs Ferdinand and bangs it in the top corner.
10 minutes later, with his back to the goal just outside the 18 yard
box he controls the ball on his chest
spins round and chips the keeper. The crowd are silenced and
choking on their Prawn Sandwiches.
Injury time, in the dying seconds he dribbles into the box only to
encounter one of Paul Scholes normal mistimed tackles and for once
a penalty is given. The lad although suffering from the knee high
challenge, gets to his feet and cool as a cucumber slots the
ball firmly into the net, scores three goals and wins the game for
Walsall.
A hero. When the players come off the pitch, Money and Team
mates alike are quick to congratulate him, after all the
celebrations has died down and when he has a few moments to
himself he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day in
English football.
Hello - Mum, guess what - I played for half an hour today, scored 3
goals and won the game. Everyone loves me, the fans, the media
they all love me.
Wonderful says his Mum. Let me tell you about my day... while
you were having a great time, your Father got shot in the street,
your youngest sister and I were ambushed and beaten up, your
Brother has joined a gang of looters. The same looters who smashed
our front door in last night and stole our TV, DVD, Video. all our cash
before escaping in the family car, leaving it abandoned and burnt out,
and your oldest sister has been kidnapped by a fanatical group
being held for ransom and unless we get her out will be forced
into prostitution and drugs.
The young lad is very upset, what can I say Mum, I am so sorry.
Sorry?!! says his Mum.
Sorry?!!
Sorry?!!
It's your fault we moved to Walsall in the first place.
Clifford Steele
13 April 2007
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ANGELLCHI
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HI ALL I NOW HAVE A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS
I'LL BUY A PINT FOR THE 1st BOY WHO E-MAILS ME, AT THE NEXT RE-UNION.
TONYTHEPAINTER1@AOL.COM
11 April 2007
- CHISHIK
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Dave Blower
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YES ALAN AFTERCARE ARE AWARE ABOUT LESLIE INCE,I AM TRYING TO FIND DETAILS FOR HIS FUNERAL TO SEND A WREATH OR REPRESENT US.LESLIE WAS FIRST SENT TO W.N.T.S.,THEN TO GOLDINGS AND HIS COMMENT WAS "I COULD DO GOLDINGS STANDING ON MY HEAD AFTER WATTS" WE USED TO SEND EACH OTHER A XMAS CARD,BUT HE SAID "I'M TOO OLD NOW TO ATTEND RE-UNIONS,DON'T FANCY THE DRIVE" ANOTHER ONE OF US STRUCK OFF THE REGISTER OF LIFE DAVE.
11 April 2007
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brian
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tony do me a favour will you nip down the road and stick a wreath outside craven cottage for me in the name of chris coleman would apprieciate it
love you
11 April 2007
- stevenage
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ANGELL
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HI DAVE AND ALL,JUST GOT MY LAPTOP TO WORK AT MY OLD- HER IN DOORS.AS I SAID IN MY LAST MESSAGE, MY PHONE WILL BE ON, ON MONDAY 16th IN MY NEW FLAT, BUT WHAT IVE BEEN DOING WRONG IS PUTTING HER PHONE LINE IN TO THE PHONE CONNECTION ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAP TOP, SO ANYWAY- HIK -I,LL BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU ALL AGAIN SOON- HIK,
LOVE YOU ALL,AND YOU CHAMBERLIN
TONY
10 April 2007
- LONDON
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