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Well clear of Peter
Peter and Ann at the last re-union went into the Salisbury Arms,and Peter said to the barman "Give us a drink before the trouble starts" With this Peter downs a double rum and Ann a vodka Then Peter says to the barman "Give us another before the trouble really starts" So Peter and Ann sink two more drinks
At this Peter said "Same again barman cause trouble is on it's way" So Peter and Ann sink the same again. At this the barman says "Whens this trouble you are on about going to start"
"When you find out I've got no money"
Moral of the story "Never go drinking with Drummond cause I once was like that barman
8 April 2007 - Hiding from HIM

Malcolm McDonald
Pop encountered a amazing incident last week, I don't know if he's told you all, he was shopping in Newcastle last week, when suddenly he hears this voice "DO NOT STEP OFF THAT PAVEMENT"
Just at that a huge house brick falls were he was going to tread. Beads of sweat trickled down his forehead and he mutters "My that was lucky" He turns round to look who saved him from the danger, but nobody was there.
Astonished, he continues on his way when out of the shadows he hears "STOP, DO NOT CROSS THE ROAD YET" Just as the words finished a young hooligan in a stolen car flashed by. He once more looks round but no one is in sight so he shouts "Who are you" In a deep booming voice he hears "YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL, I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU. Pop says "Oh yeah?? So where was you when I bought a Newcastle United season ticket??"
8 April 2007 - Looking in the trophy room at the Fairs Cup

peter | deeprosedrummond@btinternet.com
I don't know go off line for a couple of weeks and what happens Blower starts having a go WELL i'm back and mr blower your in for it.
8 April 2007 - Kent

Dave
Leslie Ince Goldings 1939-1940

Leslie who resided in Walsall West Midlands, was at Watts Naval before he entered Goldings died in tragic circumstances 6-5- 2007
Our condolences go to his family and his brother also a Goldings boy
7 April 2007

THE QUIFF
HI YA TONY,
SO NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK.
IT GIVES ME A REST FROM DRUMMOND.DID YOU HEAR ABOUT PETER,HE WON THE LOTTERY.HE WENT TO COLLECT HIS "WINNINGS" THEY SAID "NOW LOOK HERE MR DRUMMOND (thats a first cause we used to call him p??t)WE ARE VERY SHORT ON PAYING YOU OUT THIS MONTH,SO CAN WE PAY YOU 3MILLION THIS MONTH, AND THE BALANCE OF 2MILLION NEXT MONTH" WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID,WELL LISTEN TO THIS "WELL IF YOU ARE GOING TO MESS ME ABOUT...GIVE ME MY POUND BACK"
4 April 2007 - ROLLOVER.COM

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