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three steps from heaven
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one day many years ago in the winter of 1958 three pelham boys were summond to mr wheatley for bad behavior in the dorms alan d david b and brian c.
mr wheatley decided to change the punishment i'm taking you three to the spiral stair case, and as we climb the stairs i will tell a joke on each step, and if you laugh i will cane you the amount of steps left they started off and five steps up brian c burst out laughing there were 25 steps still left. when 12 from the top david b burst out laughing, and he should have known better because he was a monitor.
finally they were one step from the top when alan d was folded up laughing
mr wheatley said alan i know you are in snobs but you did so well so why did you start laughing so close to the finish,
"well mr wheatley i've just got that joke on the first step that was funny"
14 March 2007
- mr wheatleys office
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brian perrier
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dave you have surpassed yourself again[or is it mal]the front page is great keep up the good work with the only true goldings site
14 March 2007
- stevenage
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ALAN DEARMAN
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Three Naked men in a sauna, an American,Japanese and an Irishman. They heard a beepin sound, the American touches his arm and says "thats my pager, I have a microchip under my skin". Next a phone rings and the Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear, "he says I have a microchip in my han". The Irishman feeling very lowtech went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his back side, and says "Oh jaysus,would you look at that, I'm receiving a fax"
12 March 2007
- Nottingham
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frank ifield
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its monday morning,skint spent my 2-9d pocket money my baccas going dry been put on report the film this thursday is summer holiday on my way down to the workshops play footie in the play pen at dinner time my luck must get better tuesday still im a goldings boy
12 March 2007
- i remember you oo
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Mr Embletons trouper
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hi man peace hic hic cleared the weeds the lawn now looks great im on my third glass of coke keeping of the la---g-er got to go my round sh----ssss
9 March 2007
- on the wagon
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