Welcome to the Goldings Guest Book ** We APPROVE all messages before they are posted ** Add a message : back to Goldings.org : Search There are now 5764 messages in our guestbook. <<< 1 795 796 797 798 799 800 801 802 803 804 805 806 807 808 809 810 811 812 813 814 815 1153 >>> Viewing messages 4021 to 4025. Peter | send4peter1@ymail.com HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANY MORE. George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi , was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in his shed stealing things. He phoned the police and the dispatcher asked, 'Is someone in your house?' He said 'No. Not in my house, outside in my shed.' The dispatcher said. 'All patrols are busy. Just lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.' George said, 'Okay,' and he hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he dialled the police again. George said. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them,' and he hung up. Within 4 minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George replied, 'I thought you said nobody was available!' (True Story) 2 February 2009 - chatham Clifford Steele Dave, I've had a good look at the photo on the web-site. Most of the names have jogged my memory. However, and I could be very wrong, I cannot see Wilburt Workman and Malcom Clewer in the middle line. Pop 2 February 2009 ORAL B Sick Bay Mouthwash Dear Mr Stallion,your memory must now be fading,surely you must recall that sick bay was opened specially every Sunday for one person,"You know who!!" to have his tongue treated for the forth coming week "slurping" that he would continue from the previous week! He also did overtime in the office with Mr Maslin, you would pass your letter over to Mr Maslin and out would "pop his tongue...bingo! trouble was he was made redundant when adhesive stamps came out."Get off your horse and drink your milk" 1 February 2009 - Sick Bay with Drummond The Stalion Hi Dave hope you are all well good news about Brian. Been put on the scrap heap last week, Drummond looks like a licker on that photo I knew he was.Speak to you later Dave 1 February 2009 - norfolk catch me if you can | in the gardens@goldings.com Alan we were posh in mac andrew, and the curtains hid the lights when on scrumping raids 1 February 2009 - gardens <<< 1 795 796 797 798 799 800 801 802 803 804 805 806 807 808 809 810 811 812 813 814 815 1153 >>> You can search this guestbook by: Message : - Name : - All : Please type some text: - Guest book sponsored by PC Home Help (01922) 626 366 - http://www.pchomehelp.net -