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angell
| tonythepainter1@aol.com
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dave your a plonker.
see you soon
tony
14 September 2007
- london
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Dave
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YOU MUST HAVE ALL SEEN THE GIRL TWO WEEKS AGO FROM WALSALL WHO'S FATHER STORMED ONTO THE X FACTOR AND HAD A POP AT SIMON COWELL,WELL A SIMILAR THING HAPPENED A FEW YEARS AGO WITH "STARS IN YOUR EYES".A YOUNG LAD NOT TOO FAR FROM ME GOT ON THE SHOW.
HE CAME ON IN A WHEELCHAIR,I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF YOU REMEMBER STILL.MATTHEW KELLY SAID "WHATS YOUR NAME THEN"... "SIMON" ".."WELL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU THEN SIMON" "WELL MATTHEW I'VE BEEN IN A BAD ACCIDENT RECENTLY,AND LOST MY BOTH LEGS,AND A ARM" "DEAR,DEAR DEAR" MATTHEW SAID."ALSO MATTHEW MY UNCLE WAS A PASSENGER,BUT HE DIED" "DEAR,DEAR DEAR,SUCH BAD LUCK,AND YOUR TEAMS NOT DOING TO WELL EITHIER" "IT WASN'T ALL BAD LUCK MATTHEW,BECAUSE THEY STICHED MY UNCLES BOTH LEGS AND ARM ONTO ME!"
"AND HOW IS THAT GOING WELL I HOPE""... "NOT TOO BAD AT THE MOMENT MATTHEW" "WELL SIMON WHAT PERSON WILL YOU BE TONIGHT"
"MATTHEW TONIGHT I'M GOING TO BE SIMON AND HALF-UNCLE"
14 September 2007
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Bob Robertson
| bobr@norex.com.au
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Just been through the messages what a group Brian McCarthy Charlie Stevenson and Terry Davies brings back memories of this lot tying bangers to a bit of page cord then pining it to Reg Purkis overall plus who was it that put a fag end in Regs pocket and who was it that nailed Terry Davies work shoes to the running board of the Mehlie ??? Arthur (Bob)Robertson in sunny Aus
14 September 2007
- Australia
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angell
| tonythepainter1@aol.com
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yes dave thats good but what about the boys that live south of the watford gap.
can you try to go nationwide
tony
13 September 2007
- london
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Alan Dearman
| alan.dearman@ntlworld.com
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I have just spent the early part of the evening prepairing for my holiday to Ibiza on Sunday.
My mind was taken back to my flight to LA last November when I found myself sitting next to a rather attractive middle age woman.
After about an hour into the flight, the woman started to sneeze, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for a few momments.
A short time later, she sneezed again, took a tissue,wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
I assumed she might have a cold, but was curious about the shuddering.
A few minutes passed when she sneezed yet again and as before, she took out a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more violently than before.
Unable to restrain my curiosity, I turned to the woman and said "I can't help but notice you have sneezed three times, wiped your nose then shuddered violently for a few moments. Are you OK ?"
I am so sorry if I have disturbed you she replied, but I have a very rare medical condition; Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
Feeling a little embarrased, but still curious, I told her that I had never heard of that condition before and asked if she was taking anything for it ?
She looked at me, nodded and said "Pepper"
13 September 2007
- Nottingham
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