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Down at the School Block
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Three Goldings lads were at random asked by Mr Rowlands to take part in a simple test.To protect their embarrasment we won't use their real name's.
Brian,Peter,and Tony were called into the classroom one at a time.
"Tony whats 3x3?"
"274 Sir!"
"Could you send Brian in"
"Brian whats 3x3?"
"Tuesday Sir"
Frustrated and full of despair he motioned to Brian
"Could you send in the last lad"
"Peter(long and painful sigh)what is 3x3"?
Peter without hesitation remarked "Thats easy Sir...9"
At last, Mr Rowlands was jubilant, that someone had finally gave him the correct answer.
"Peter,can you tell me and the rest of the class how you arrived at the answer"?
Peter frowned, tapped the side of his temple and replied.
"Well sir I took Tuesday away from 274!"
13 September 2009
- Maths made
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Dave
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Is anyone interested in a complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.45 volumes,excellent condition as I no longer need them since I got married as the the wife "knows everything"
13 September 2009
- Banished to the Shed
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Dave
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Just had a E-Mail off Peter thanking me for the present I sent him!
It was a jigsaw? he was quite chuffed with himself and said "I did it in four hours you know,but it said on the box three to four years!
13 September 2009
- Sending Josh down to show him how to now take it apart!
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Peter/Ann
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I be there on friday morning
wiv me little screwdriver to give you a hand, and ann will be there holding her plate saying please sir can I have some more (curry that is )
12 September 2009
- chatham
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Mal
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I don't know which one he is! The Good,The Bad,or the Ugly,but thinking about it I think he's the last two!
9 September 2009
- On the look out
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