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Dave
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Rang Peter up last week,and he's just told me he has had a dog.I said to him "Thats nice Pete,whats his name "
He said "Chester"
I said "Thats a strange name Pete, why do you call him Chester"
"Well it's because we play each other at chess"
"I've never come across that before,it must be a very clever dog"
"Nah" Pete said "He's not that smart,I've beaten him three games out of five!"Down Boy
18 August 2009
- Down Boy
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The Deep Fat Fryer
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I went in the fish shop and said "Cod and Chips twice"
He said "I heard you the first time!"
18 August 2009
- Pizza Hut
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Dave
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Is that metric or imperial ?
18 August 2009
- Trying to measure up
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Woody
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You got it the wrong way round, it is waist 74 and top 46!
Education was obviously wasted.
Looking forward to the reunion.
16 August 2009
- The Fens
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Dave
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Morris Marina your running kit has now been "Aquired" hopefully printed next week, and be with you shortly!
Waist .... 46"
Top....74
Your Dad gave me the size's!
"Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bridge!
DEAR,DEAR DEAR,WHATS COME OVER YOU?
2 cars and a lorry!
Joshua...Dave's Grandson.
16 August 2009
- An Extract from his Joke Book.
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