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Failed Businessman
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Young David moved to Walsall and bought a Donkey from a farmer for £100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
David replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
David said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'what are ya gonna do with him?
David said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
David said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with David and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
David said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two Pounds a piece and made a profit of £898.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
David said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two Pounds back.'
David Blower now works for the British Government.
18 October 2008
- forgot where i live
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Alan Dearman 1955-59
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Hi Everyone, Just had a call from Dawn Barlow(8.30pm today) to say that Dave has had two bad days in Hospital(including his birthday yesterday which she described as sh++++) but today has been much better. Dawn tells me he was very touched with the card signed by all the goldings lads and has asked me to convey his thanks to you all
16 October 2008
- Nottingham
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Alan Dearman 1955-59
| alan.dearman@ntlworld.com
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My Mate Dave Barlow is 65 years old today and is celerbrating his birthday in Kings Mill Hospital, Nr. Mansfield following a hip replacement on Monday.
I spoke with his wife Dawn yesterday and all went well with the operation and he now has to start the recovery process. On Davids behalf, I would like to thank all of you who signed his birthday card at the Goldings Reunion and I'm sure, when he opens it today, It be be a great tonic for him. Anyone sending me Beer Vouchers, I will see that he gets them!!!
15 October 2008
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to alan
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Yes I have recieved reunion photos they will be going on this week some very good ones there, also the Barnardo's Dedication I put on yesterday it is on the Notice Board
15 October 2008
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Dave
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Happy Birthday David Barlow
Have a great day be good and don't get drunk
Have the day off work you have permission from us all at Goldings.
15 October 2008
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