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J.Arthur Rank
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I don't know if any of you are aware, but when Mal was a young girl just left school she wanted to go into films, and she did a test at M.G.M. Studio's but they said her boobs were too small and she was terribly upset until she bumped into her friend from the past down Walsall Market, and told her her sad moment of being turned down! To this her friend said "Go and see Dr Walter Smith of Harley Street he's helped many people with physical problems similar to yours. She thanked her and off she went with all Dave's savings to Harley Sreet. The doctor said "come on in, what's your problem my dear" to which she told him her wish to get into films but turned down due to small breast's. Oh dear don't worry we will soon put that right? at this she handed all of Dave's savings over? three ten bob notes, still crispy!
Now what I want you to do every day is hold your breast's and say "Scooby Dooby give me large Boobies!! This she did for many weeks, and sure enough she ended up looking like Marilyn Monroe as opposed to Marilyn Blower!! Last year at the re-union she forgot to do her daily ritual, so in a panic she said I'll have to do it here just in case it starts to reverse! So just outside Hertford North Station she closed her eyes and started to chant her request "Scooby Dooby give me big Boobies" relieved at that Pete Drummond tapped her on the shoulder and said "Did you go to Dr Walter Smith of Harley Street?? "Did you as well Pete?? Yes! "Hickory Dickery Dock???
23 August 2008
- Land of make beleive
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frank
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go on dave i would
23 August 2008
- letchworth herts
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big brother is watching
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go for it dave
22 August 2008
- whitehall
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Dave Blower
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Does anyone object to me purchasing the following items for the re-union.
20 x 29" x 21" picture frames complete with perspex cover £2.99 each (IKEA)
£59.80
500 new photo,s 6" x 4" to be copied £0.05p each.
£25.00 (Jessops)
1 Portable Laminator £9.00 (Wilko's)
2 x Photo Albums £6.00 for both (Woolworths)
Total....£99.80 receipts for these items will be available at the re-union if in agreement O.K Dave
22 August 2008
- Walsall
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Tony Angell
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Paul Walkeden, the site to trace people is"tracesmart" put in their name,age,area,i.e.Kidsgrove,then if you want to go further there will be a charge...best of luck Tony.
22 August 2008
- Chiswick
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