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Bobby Robson
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Good luck West Brom lets have the cup back were it truly belongs!!
4 April 2008
- Wembley being ripped off by cockney's
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Alan
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An Englishman was having breakfast in France(coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores him but the Frenchman starts a conversation.
FRENCHMAN: 'You English eat the whole
Bread?
ENGLISHMAN:(in a bad mood)'Of course.'
FRENCHMAN: (after blowing a huge
bubble)'We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a cotainer, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England.
ENGLISHMAN: Listens in silence.
THE FRENSHMAN PERSISTS: 'Do you eat jam with bread?
ENGLISHMAN: 'Of course.'
FRENCHMAN: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). 'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then put all the peel, seeds & left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to England.
After a momment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have sex in France?'
FRENCHMAN 'Of course we do.' he says with a big smirk.
ENGLISHMAN: 'And what do you do with the used condoms?'
FRENCHMAN: 'We throw them away, of course.'
ENGLISHMAN: 'We don't, in England, we put them in a cotainer, recycle them, melt them down & make bubble gum, and sell it to the FRENCH.'
Can't help thinking that my mate told me that storey because I am having a long weekend in France next week !!
4 April 2008
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dr spock
| someone@thedoor .com
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yer skin yer daft pillock
3 April 2008
- los angeles
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berty
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len was driving down the road,and passes a woman driving the other way up the road.he opens his window and shouts "cow" so she does the same and shouts "pig"
she goes round the corner and crashes into a cow!
why don't women listen?
2 April 2008
- cooking my own tea!
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Yesterday?
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Ann was showing some friends a photo album,and her friend said "Who's that bloke with muscules and curly hair,with a Goldings Blazer" "Thats Peter!"
"Well who's that fat balding bloke who lives with you now?"
2 April 2008
- counting down to 60?
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