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Alan Dearman
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IF GOLDINGS WAS STILL OPEN TODAY, IT WOULD BE KNOWN AS AN ACADEMY OF EXCELLENCE FOR BOTH IT'S SPORTING AND ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENTS. SO WITH THE FORTHCOMING BEIJING OLYMPICS IN MIND, LET'S ALL SPEND 5 MINUTES LEARNING SOME CHINESE.
THATS NOT RIGHT! Sum Ting Wong
ARE YOU HARBOURING A FUGITIVE? Hu Yu Hi Ding
SEE ME ASAP Kum Hia Nao
STUPID MAN Dum Fuk
SMALL HORSE Tai Ni Po Ni
BEEN ON THE BEACH? Wai Yu So Tan
I BUMPED INTO COFFEE TABLE! Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
YOU NEED A FACE LIFT! Chin Tu Fat
IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE! Wai So Dim
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET! Wai Yu Mun Cing
THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE! No Pah King
OUR MEETING IS NEXT WEEK! Wai Yu Kum Nao
STAYING OUT OF SIGHT Lei Ying Lo
CLEANING AUTOMOBILE Wa Shing Ka
YOUR BODY ODOUR IS OFFENSIVE Yu Stin Ki Pu
GREAT Fa Kin Su Pa
6 April 2008
- Nottingham
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Bobby Robson
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Good luck West Brom lets have the cup back were it truly belongs!!
4 April 2008
- Wembley being ripped off by cockney's
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Alan
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An Englishman was having breakfast in France(coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores him but the Frenchman starts a conversation.
FRENCHMAN: 'You English eat the whole
Bread?
ENGLISHMAN:(in a bad mood)'Of course.'
FRENCHMAN: (after blowing a huge
bubble)'We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a cotainer, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England.
ENGLISHMAN: Listens in silence.
THE FRENSHMAN PERSISTS: 'Do you eat jam with bread?
ENGLISHMAN: 'Of course.'
FRENCHMAN: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). 'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then put all the peel, seeds & left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to England.
After a momment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have sex in France?'
FRENCHMAN 'Of course we do.' he says with a big smirk.
ENGLISHMAN: 'And what do you do with the used condoms?'
FRENCHMAN: 'We throw them away, of course.'
ENGLISHMAN: 'We don't, in England, we put them in a cotainer, recycle them, melt them down & make bubble gum, and sell it to the FRENCH.'
Can't help thinking that my mate told me that storey because I am having a long weekend in France next week !!
4 April 2008
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dr spock
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yer skin yer daft pillock
3 April 2008
- los angeles
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berty
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len was driving down the road,and passes a woman driving the other way up the road.he opens his window and shouts "cow" so she does the same and shouts "pig"
she goes round the corner and crashes into a cow!
why don't women listen?
2 April 2008
- cooking my own tea!
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