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Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!
Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION..
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue..
142 Brits were injured in 2007 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2007 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth...
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.. and finally...
In 2007 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.
2 March 2008
- down south
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Dave
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Just to confirm The Goldings Cup Final is Thursday March 6th I'm waiting for David Willacy to give me final arrangemaents for the day then it will be posted here on the Guestbook
1 March 2008
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Len & Chris
| chrislen@talktalk.net
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Hi John sory to read on the. Guest book that Joan is not well , hope she will soon get better best Regards to you both .
1 March 2008
- Colnbrook Slough
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Len & Chris
| chrislen@talktalk.net
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Hi I was hoping to surprise you by coming on .Wednesday night left it as late as I could , but something as cropped up that I expected so can not make it .AS jOHN SAID THE Cup LOOKS GREAT hope all goes well on the big night Have a good day all of you
1 March 2008
- Colnbrook Slough
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John Sansom(Sam)
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Hi Dave
Thanks for the mail, Im sorry I wont be able to make the match on Wednesday Joan has problems and I cant leave her for too long on her own. I was thinking how sad it is that Jim isnt still with us, he would have loved to have been involved. The cup looks great I hope the weather is kind for the match and the presentation. Many thanks for all you do on our behalf Dave. Very best wishes John S
29 February 2008
- Hertford
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