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Alan
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An Englishman was having breakfast in France(coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores him but the Frenchman starts a conversation.
FRENCHMAN: 'You English eat the whole
Bread?
ENGLISHMAN:(in a bad mood)'Of course.'
FRENCHMAN: (after blowing a huge
bubble)'We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a cotainer, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England.
ENGLISHMAN: Listens in silence.
THE FRENSHMAN PERSISTS: 'Do you eat jam with bread?
ENGLISHMAN: 'Of course.'
FRENCHMAN: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). 'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then put all the peel, seeds & left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to England.
After a momment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have sex in France?'
FRENCHMAN 'Of course we do.' he says with a big smirk.
ENGLISHMAN: 'And what do you do with the used condoms?'
FRENCHMAN: 'We throw them away, of course.'
ENGLISHMAN: 'We don't, in England, we put them in a cotainer, recycle them, melt them down & make bubble gum, and sell it to the FRENCH.'
Can't help thinking that my mate told me that storey because I am having a long weekend in France next week !!
4 April 2008
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dr spock
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yer skin yer daft pillock
3 April 2008
- los angeles
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berty
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len was driving down the road,and passes a woman driving the other way up the road.he opens his window and shouts "cow" so she does the same and shouts "pig"
she goes round the corner and crashes into a cow!
why don't women listen?
2 April 2008
- cooking my own tea!
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Yesterday?
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Ann was showing some friends a photo album,and her friend said "Who's that bloke with muscules and curly hair,with a Goldings Blazer" "Thats Peter!"
"Well who's that fat balding bloke who lives with you now?"
2 April 2008
- counting down to 60?
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Dave
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Have just being speaking to Stanley Cann,who his coming to this years re-union after an abscence of four years.He his also bringing his brother Tony who lives in New Zealand,he tells me his other brother died,as there was three that went to Goldings.I'm quite sure that many of you lads out there will remember them 1955-59 for Stan,who trained to be a Carpenter.I don't know if anyone else remembers that Appleyard (the chaplain at the time at Goldings)had a Vintage Rolls Royce,and he parked it outside Wych Elm cottage were he lived,and they were allowed to sit in it and help him polish it,it looks like they were well blessed!
2 April 2008
- Whem I'm 64?
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