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angell | tonythepainter1@aol.com
hi dave and all.
hoping you all have a merry christmas and a hap, pardon darling: its easter!! oh yes right,but it's snowing, i'll just tipex that out.happy easter to you all,and good hidings of the season.
22 March 2008 - athomeontheplonkandbackonthefagtilltuesday
Len Harpin | chrislen@talktalk.net
Sorry Dave changed my mind .Chris said dont be tight give 2 gallons of petrol only joking Dave .
22 March 2008 - Colnbrook Slough
Ernest Andrews (andy) | ernestandrews@hotmail.co.uk
Hi I have just found your goldings guest book as i was at goldings 1956 to 1959 when i left to join the army. i was in Aberdeen House with Pop Steele. I have enjoyed reading some of the messages seen some nanes iremember. All the best to everybody. I was learning sheetmetal work.
22 March 2008 - Carshalton Surrey
Blazing Saddles
A couple of years ago,on our re-union day there was a traffic jam on the road leading to the venue,old boys were hooting there horn,and having a right old moan.There was a tap on Henry Peete's camper van window,it was Peter Drummond.Whats going on Pete,why the hold up.A gang of Herts Training School blokes have kidnapped our re-union organiser Dave Blower and demanding £50 for his return otherwise they threaten to pour petrol over him and set him on fire."Well why the hold" up said Tony Angell.Brian Perrier said "We are going from car to car asking all the old boys to make a donation" Bill Roe said "Well how much have you got so far" Len Harpin replied "Well so far everyone is giving a gallon?
22 March 2008 - Things go better with Shell?
peter | send4peter@crawler.com
A lighter side to my first Message
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!
Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION..
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue..
142 Brits were injured in 2007 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2007 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth...
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars..
and finally...
In 2007 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.

Be proud to be British,
21 March 2008 - Garden of england
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