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can'tdriveanyway | can'tdrive@anyway.com
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Tony, the officer, stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," Brian retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five
persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Tony "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

Brian replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Tony, "Dave is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
23 March 2008 - inthegarage

DON WOODBINE | ACALLWAYS@AOL.COM
HI, TO ALL GOLDINGS OLD BOYS,HAPPY EASTER. I READ THE MESSAGE FORM BURTY YESTERDAY, SAYING IF YOU DONT HAVE A BUSPASS YOUR A SPARE, I DONT AGREE, I DONT HAVE ONE YET. OUR SEND FOR PETER HAS A BUSPASS, AND HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A SPARE
22 March 2008 - NORFOLK

angell | tonythepainter1@aol.com
hi dave and all.
hoping you all have a merry christmas and a hap, pardon darling: its easter!! oh yes right,but it's snowing, i'll just tipex that out.happy easter to you all,and good hidings of the season.
22 March 2008 - athomeontheplonkandbackonthefagtilltuesday

Len Harpin | chrislen@talktalk.net
Sorry Dave changed my mind .Chris said dont be tight give 2 gallons of petrol only joking Dave .
22 March 2008 - Colnbrook Slough

Ernest Andrews (andy) | ernestandrews@hotmail.co.uk
Hi I have just found your goldings guest book as i was at goldings 1956 to 1959 when i left to join the army. i was in Aberdeen House with Pop Steele. I have enjoyed reading some of the messages seen some nanes iremember. All the best to everybody. I was learning sheetmetal work.
22 March 2008 - Carshalton Surrey

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