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Dave Blower
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT WOODY IS NOT TELLING THE FULL STORY OF THE ENVELOPE, AND JUST TRYING TO INFER THAT I AM A THICK SOMERSET BOY. NOW LET ME COMPLETE THE FULL STORY. IN HIS QUEST FOR IMPROVED BREATHING, I SUGGESTED WHEN I WAS NEXT IN WATERFORD I WOULD CAPTURE SOME OF THE AIR IN THE VILLAGE THAT HE ONCE BREATHED AS A YOUTH TO HELP IMPROVE HIS HEALTH. BUT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I'D FORGOT HE WAS OUT OF CAIRNS, CONSEQUENTLY INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE PACKAGE, HE IN HIS HASTE TO SAMPLE THE CONTENTS DID NOT FOLLOW THE SIMPLE DIRECTIONS ON THIS POST, SO THE WATERFORD AIR WAS LOST IN THE FOGS OF ELY. I HAVE NOW RE-PACKAGED FURTHER LUNG THERAPY, BUT I'M AFRAID THIS TIME I CAN ONLY GET WOLVERHAMPTON TYPE WHICH MAYBE A LITTLE INFERIOR. DUE TO HIS HASTE IN THESE MATTERS THE SECOND PACKAGE IS ADDRESSED TO HIS GRAND KIDS, AS I KNOW THEY WILL COMPLETE THIS SIMPLE TASK ON BEHALF OF THERE GRAND DAD.
6 May 2006 - THE AIR THAT I BREATHE THE HOLLIES

Woody | sonof_god@hotmail.com | mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/the_Wood_Clan
There I was, hard at it washing my car, on a warm Saturday morning, up the drive came the postman. A nice sized letter in his hand for me. Looking at the handwriting and postmark, I knew instantly that it was communication from my little friend Dave Blower!

I finished washing my car, now with excitement at the recent delivery. Put the washer and tools away, rolled up the hosepipe. Washed and dried my hands and sat down with eager anticipation ready to open my prize. Watched by my daughter Fae, I gently opened the package, looked inside; then removed most of the front paper covering.

Wow!

Nothing! An empty package, my heart dropped, I was in dire need of a cuppa and a roll-up!

What is he like? Must have cost a pretty penny to send!

Good old Dave, I can always rely on him to surprise me.
6 May 2006 - at a postless address!

Steve Chamberlain | steve@tetroc.co.uk | www.tetroc.co.uk
Tony
How fort full. Hic Hic Hic.
Glass of bubbly or beer all round.
I'm sure Jimmy James would share the seat with me now and again.
Have a good week end. Still waiting for my decorating to be don.
6 May 2006 - Sunny(warm)Bournemouth

ANGELL
I THINK THE NEXT BENCH SHOULD BE PUT OUT SIDE STEVE CHAMBERLAINS PUB IN BOURNMOUTH, AT LEAST WE WILL KNOW IT WILL BE WELL USED AT ABOUT 3pm EACH DAY. AND DONT FORGET IT IS ALWAYS OUR AIM AT WWW.GOLDINGS.ORG TO HELP ALL OUR OLD BOYS , HIK.
TONY



4 May 2006 - CHISHIK LONDON

Dave Blower
THANKS BOB FOR YOUR SUPPORT ON THE BENCH,WE ARE NOW LOOKING AT THE POSSIBILTY OF EITHER WIMBLEDON OR DYMCHURCH OR WITH LUCK BOTH,TO REPEAT THE SAME AS WATERFORD.PERHAPS WE COULD ALSO INCLUDE YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS,SAY ON TOP OF THE OPERA HOUSE??FOOD FOR THOUGHT...DAVE
3 May 2006

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