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sheila wood
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hi, i'm woodys second eldest daughter. i'd like 2 donate £10 to brians weight loss.
7 December 2009
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im free
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the worlds shortest fairy story.
once upon a time a guy asked a girl
"will you marry me?
the girl said "No" and after the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles,went fishing and hunting,played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch,had tons of money in the bank,and left the toilet seat up!
6 December 2009
- at the races
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IVOR JOKE
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AN OLD MAN WAS LYING ON HIS DEATH BED WITH ONLY HOURS TO LIVE WHEN HE SUDDENLY SMELLED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
HE LOVED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES MORE THAN ANTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.WITH HIS LAST BIT OF ENERGY,HE PULLED HIMSELF OUT OF BED,ACROSS THE FLOOR AND TO THE STAIRS.
HE CRAWLED DOWN THE STAIRS AND INTO THE KITCHEN.THERE HE FOUND HIS WIFE BAKING THE COOKIES.
AS HE REACHED FOR ONE,HE WAS SMACKED ACROSS THE BACK OF HIS HAND BY A WOODEN SPOON HIS WIFE WAS HOLDING.
"LEAVE THEM ALONE" SHE SAID "THERY'RE FOR THE FUNERAL!"
5 December 2009
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The Governor
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i see drummonds in trouble again,charged with parking his car in a resticted area.The judge asked him if he had anything to say.
"They should not put up misleading sign's sir" said Peter.
"It said : "Fine for parking here!"
5 December 2009
- ho ho ho
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ANGELL
| tonythepainter1@aol.com
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Hi Dave, I said to Anne, what do you want for Christmas.
I would love a breast enlargment, in fact, I have found a surgeon, one of the best in the country, who will do it for £15,000
Thats crazy I said. all you need is a little bit of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts every morning.
she said that wont work.
well, It worked on your bum
4 December 2009
- backinthedoghouse
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