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Peter
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This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it... (and those who know it’s going to happen..)
1977 : Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair
1977: KEG
2007: EKG
1977 : Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux
1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1977 : Seeds and stems
2007 : Roughage
1977 : Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM
1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2007 : Receiving a new hip joint
1977 : Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones
1977 : Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system
1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1977 : Passing the drivers' test
2007: Passing the vision test
1977 : Whatever
2007: Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting college this
year were born in 1989.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!
14 November 2007
- kent
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Remberance Sunday
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They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
And now the Torch and Poppy Red
We wear in honor of our dead.
11 November 2007
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angell
| tonythepainter1@aol.com
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Working most days, thank god. On the web most nights buying old vintage mobile phones on e bay which is my hobby. In fact I'm bidding on a phone to night but don't think I'll be awake at 11.30pm. Any how I went to Halfords to night to buy some fuel injector cleaner and came out with a tom tom sat nav. I'll put that down to Drummond. Good thing I all ready had a mobile phone.
M.O.T last Saturday, Tax this coming Saturday. Birmingham the next Saturday, so get the beer in.
e-mail me your post code for the sat nav
tony No 18 Somerset House
1962-1964
I've got phones older than that. hik
11 November 2007
- London
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Dave Blower
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Mrs Newton has now had her hip replacement operation,had a few problems,but has told me to tell you all
"See you all down the gym in two weeks time as she and Pop have entered in the Hokey Cokey dance and intend to win it!!Dave
10 November 2007
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Peter
| Drunk@pub.com
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Farmer Giles gets a phone call from his farm hand Tony
"I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor, still alive...." "Shoot it", says the farmer, "and then bury him". A little while later he gets another phone call. "Done that, what should I do with his speed camera?!"
10 November 2007
- inthepub
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