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angell | tonythepainter1@aol.com
Dave and Mal,see you next Saturday, I'll be leaving about 8.30 am with tom,tom.
So until then get the beer in,
Tony.
18 November 2007 - w12 9jb

SNOW WHITE?
MY MATE "PETE" WAS DRIVING UP TO HERTFORD FOR THE RE-UNION,WHEN HENRY PEET CRASHED INTO HIM?
PETE JUMPED OUT AND SAID "I'M NOT HAPPY YOU KNOW"
HENRY SAID "WELL WHICH ONE ARE YOU??"
16 November 2007 - HI O HI O IT'S OFF TO WORK AT TESCO'S I GO

Dave Blower
I repeat the question....who was the P.T.I. after Joe Patch?
Clue...Bill Roe and Henry Peet both won their inter house boxing bouts?
14 November 2007 - On the wall bars

John Sansom(Sam) | john.sansom@tesco.net
Hi Dave
Confirm Cheque and form delivered to Mrs Hay today Wednesday, with note to contact me if any problems John S
14 November 2007 - Hertford

Peter | send4peter@talktalk.net
This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it... (and those who know it’s going to happen..)

1977 : Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair

1977: KEG
2007: EKG

1977 : Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux

1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1977 : Seeds and stems
2007 : Roughage

1977 : Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM

1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2007 : Receiving a new hip joint

1977 : Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones

1977 : Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system

1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1977 : Passing the drivers' test
2007: Passing the vision test

1977 : Whatever
2007: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting college this
year were born in 1989.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...

It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!
14 November 2007 - kent

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