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david blower | dave@ atthenuthouse.com
The Bathtub Test


During a visit to the mental asylum, dave blower asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said david a normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'




20 February 2008 - the bathroom

Alan Dearman | alan.dearman@ntlworld.com
Come on Dave, Whats all this about regarding fires in oil drums and Walsall Football Club, we all want to know
19 February 2008 - Nottingham

Pete Drummond
Had three valentine's cards today!One must have got lost...cause I sent four!!
14 February 2008 - Waiting for the next post

D M WILLACY
Dear David,

Collected the trophies from Gavin last night.
Quite magnificent!
Hope the winning captain has saved the energy to lift it!

Will you write a short piece about Goldings for the match programme. this is always a simple affair so limit it to about 300 words, please, and e-mail it to me by Friday week,22 Feb.
Thanks
David
13 February 2008 - LETCHWORTH

Dave
Just got back yesterday from visiting Mrs Newton,she's fine and doing well with her other artificial hip that she had done a few months ago.She gave me about 50 Goldonians given to Bob by a former printer,1929-67,but also there is a special booklet on the school from 1924,it appears that the Carps out grew the first shop in the stable block so they built the one most of us remember shortly afterwards.Also a booklet on Lochernead,with Bobby Mac,and Tommy Hill at the camp (was an old railway station and grounds)that was purchased by Herts Scout,loaned free to Goldings due to Bob Newton,Ron Stackwood,and Trevor Powell's association with the Scouts,dated 1964.We will put it on the site soon Dave.

P.S.Bob we will E-Mail them to you first for you to O.K. pictures of you before we put them on the site!
12 February 2008 - Over the moon with this lot

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