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Michael? you know who?
Hello brother Paul,yes I did have your mate down here at Lords on Sunday,and yes we did hide all the Gold and Silver Trophies,also told him I don't smoke now?At that he said "do you won't a roll up Micky" and promptly pulled out a disgusting "Bacca Tin with Dock Leaves in!!He told me "I can't bring my mate down at Kidsgrove cause his stomach has flopped behind the steering wheel of his Digger"Paul next time you see him and he is wearing a Grey Suit thats too big for him,try and get it back for me,he half inched it out of my dressing room!
11 February 2008 - Pssss do you want to buy some Lords Turf?

The Stallion
A certain mafia family ex goldings old boy is going to fleece Aspel of his Cadets Woodbine Virginia, and Old Holborn.(get all the gold and silver for your brother paul god bless Dave)
9 February 2008 - NORFOLK

forget | Pearly gates@ are missing.com
Dave Blower reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for Dave St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.
A preacher is next in line behind Dave and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that Blower a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a Goldings boy
St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When Blower drives his car people prayed.
9 February 2008 - Heaven

Dave
Tony and all,I will be down at Lords 12'0'clock this Sunday,taking Mal to the antique's show? "Watch out Michael Aspel"
8 February 2008 - Arthur Negus

Mrs Edwards | righthand @pearlygates.emoh | tony angel
Yes David your right there was a Billy Wright in Cairns and also a Duncan Edwards in Somerset. I know this because he got you up after catching you smoking in bed.If you ever make it, we will see you in heaven.
5 February 2008 - heaven

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