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Dave Blower
Yes I remember it well the Munich air crash.At the time I was nine and supported Man United like most young lads still do.I went into a local shop to buy? some pop,and the people were huddled in a group discussing the incident.In that crash was one of finest Englishmen to grace the game of football Duncan Edwards,who came from 4 miles down the road from me in Dudley
They have a statue of him in the town which was unveiled by Bobby Charlton (Read his book on his thoughts to the crash,and how Harry Gregg was such an hero)He played for England at 18,and his scoring record was outstanding in such a short life.His mother passed away a few years ago at a ripe old age.Also there was a pub in Dudley named in his honour,and his grave his constantly visted by many people
Made his debut for Man Utd at 16,his England appearence in 1955,at the age of 18 years and 183 days in the 7-2 victory over Scotland.Hung onto life for 15 days after the crash to the amazment of the doctors.One of many fine players that came from the Black Country,Billy Wright just another that springs to mind
5 February 2008 - I salute you Duncan Edwards

FAGIN
A GOLDINGS BOY WAS UP BEFORE A JUDGE FOR SHOPLIFTING.THE JUDGE SAID"I AM SICK TO DEATH OF SEEING YOU UP BEFORE THIS COURT TIME AND TIME AGAIN FOR SHOPLIFTING,WHAT HAS HE STOLEN NOW?"
"A tin of tomato's your honour"
"A TIN OF TOMATO'S,RIGHT FOR EVERY TOMATO I TAKE FROM THIS TIN I WILL GIVE YOU A MONTH IN JAIL"
He pulled six tomatos out of the tin.
RIGHT YOUNG MAN? I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU SIX MONTHS OF HARD LABOUR IN JAIL.
The Goldings boy whispered "Thank god I put the frozen peas back!!
5 February 2008 - ICELAND

Dave
Tony so nice to hear from you,I see your'e very busy painting,so watch were you put your'e paint brush's theres women about.Went to see Paul in Cannock last week...still can't get the money he owes me from Goldings.He offered me some plants in leiu..from some overrun old garden on the site!!I think I'm going to write it off,what do you think? All the best Dave.
4 February 2008 - Conned by Walkeden again!!

Chairman of the Kidsgrove Fat Mans Club
Dear Sir, I couldn’t help notice your recent advert on this site for the post available in Cannock. You may well not know this but I represent this exclusive club in Kidsgrove for obese digger drivers, scrap metal. merchants, and merchants of ill-gotten gains.
We have been actively trying to recruit members to our "exclusive" club, but to date we can only find one, who has talents in all of activities listed above, and he has now been made an honorary member due to his outstanding support.
Our aims in the club to provide these souls with information to slim, to enable him to make a quicker exit from the scene...things like cuppa soup for slimmers, nimble bread, poof pastry, and baked beans.. but that one back fired on him, strong girdles, but I fear we are losing the battle of the bulge with this one, as it was noticed he was being lifted into his digger by the site crane, and luckily he has a sun roof in his digger which enabled them to squeeze him in? Due to his age they had to give him a bucket, as the crane driver didn’t have time to keep lifting him out for the toilet. So as you read of this one time gardener from "Goldings" who now deludes to being a horse (the italian stallion) just remember to wish him well on his quest to slim back down to 18 stone for charity
"Fatty we wish you luck..Ha ha no chance.

3 February 2008 - I NEARLY GOT THE CLOCK

Italian stallion | j.walkeden@btinternet.com
Cannock demolition site looking for a little grey balding pensioner driving a sherman tank silver in colour, trying to put a house in his boot, one problem his curry belly's got in the way.
from site security officer
3 February 2008 - stoke on trent

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