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Dave Blower
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I'm sure everyone would like to join me in congratulating Martine on the birth of her new baby boy.
The young man made his appearance on the 3rd of January 2008.
Both mother and baby are doing fine.
All the best Martine from Goldings Old Boys the best news we've had for a long time
Look after yourself see you soon
11 January 2008
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He ain't Heavy,he's my Brother.
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Have you heard the latest,Peters gone on one of these flash diets.
"Lose 10 lb in three days"
So he rang them up and told them he'd like to join!
Next day when Anne was out working her fingers to the bone for him,this very good looking and sexy girl in "Hot" pants turned up and said "If you can catch me you can have a kiss" (looked a lot like Hazel)
Sure enough after chasing her down Chatam High Street,he got back and he'd lost 10lb.When Anne got back she said "you look flustered Peter"
He said "I've lost 10lb"
"Lost £10,you better start looking for it? otherwise there's no Rum and Blacks for you tonight sonny"
"No I mean I've lost 10lb in weight,can't you tell?
"No"
Next day he says to himself "I'll show her,and applies for the next step "Lose 20lb"
Knock on his door,and standing there was a beautiful looking blonde girl with a "Mini" skirt on and says "If you can catch me you can kiss me"
Off he went again,spent five days chasing her round Chatam,finally caught her and gave her a "Smacker"on the lips.Went back home sure enough he'd lost 20lb?
Next day he rings them up and tells them he want's the 50lb plan.The Rep enquire's "Are you sure to this one because at your age it can be dangerous?
"No problem,I used to be at Goldings you know ,and this will be a cake walk after being in the gym,and then I joined them "boys"in the Navy.No,I'm as fit as a fiddle after that"
Sure enough,the next day Peter eagerley awaits the last plan,when the door knocks,and Peter runs over to open it.There standing in the doorway is a big muscular guy who says "Get running mate,its my turn to catch you"
The last we heard off Anne was they are still looking for him,but he's doing well with his weight...he's only a 46 waist now?
11 January 2008
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Brian Who??
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Don't worry Len,he's losing his marble's.Lent him £20 at the re-union and he's forgot that.
11 January 2008
- CAN'T REMEMBER?
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brian
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hi len
your right just my bit of fun from previous authors to the site about dates all the best
11 January 2008
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Len & Chris
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Hi Brian @ your lovely wife @ family @ Mother in law hope you have a wonderfull Happy New Year if it is not to late. Some thing tells me that St Patricks day is on 17th of March??Regards Len
10 January 2008
- Colnbrook Slough
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